MY ASS HNT

"We can help you", they insist
and put this band around my wrist

two needles plunged  between my disc's
then kept it covered one day with this

 for now no pain and life is bliss....
....my ass looks like a vampires kiss!

Happy Ass HNT

BOWLING HNT

Every lane was taken,a disappointing day
so I came home
got naked alone
does anyone want to play?

Happy NOT Bowling, HNT

THANKSGIVING WITH THE INDIANS HNT

Land O Lakes, oh Land O Lakes
your butter is the best
I fold your maiden's knees up
and they become her breasts!

Thanksgiving with the Indians
 I'll think of you today
when I use your icon butter
in a special way

(due to company this week I will not be able to comment till next week) 
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

BACK SCRATCHER , SNATCH SCRATCHER - HNT

I have this wooden souvenir
it's for an itchy back
but I took off my underwear
and used it on my snatch!

Happy Snatch  HNT

I'M SO GROOVY HNT

When I was younger and in school
to wear tie dye was just so cool
my love for it will never cease
so.......
groovy, cool man, love and peace!

Happy Tie Dye HNT

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NANCY SINATRA'S "BOOTS" HNT

"These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you" 

My boots aren't made for walking, so laying down is what I'll do
bet one of these days you wish my boots and I would visit you

 HAPPY BOOTS HNT

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TRICK OR TREAT, HERE'S MY TEET HNT

Black cat , witches hat
jack- o - lanterns too
dark night, candle light
ghosts and goblins..booo
supple nipple , waxy dripple
my Halloween treat for you!

 Happy Halloween HNT

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