HAPPY TREE HNT

Oh Christmas tree, vacation Christmas tree

how lovely are your branches

half nekkid I  just couldn't be

or there'd be more than glances

Happy Tree HNT

MY ASS HNT

"We can help you", they insist
and put this band around my wrist

two needles plunged  between my disc's
then kept it covered one day with this

 for now no pain and life is bliss....
....my ass looks like a vampires kiss!

Happy Ass HNT

BOWLING HNT

Every lane was taken,a disappointing day
so I came home
got naked alone
does anyone want to play?

Happy NOT Bowling, HNT