HAPPY TREE HNT

Oh Christmas tree, vacation Christmas tree

how lovely are your branches

half nekkid I  just couldn't be

or there'd be more than glances

Happy Tree HNT

MY ASS HNT

"We can help you", they insist
and put this band around my wrist

two needles plunged  between my disc's
then kept it covered one day with this

 for now no pain and life is bliss....
....my ass looks like a vampires kiss!

Happy Ass HNT

BOWLING HNT

Every lane was taken,a disappointing day
so I came home
got naked alone
does anyone want to play?

Happy NOT Bowling, HNT

THANKSGIVING WITH THE INDIANS HNT

Land O Lakes, oh Land O Lakes
your butter is the best
I fold your maiden's knees up
and they become her breasts!

Thanksgiving with the Indians
 I'll think of you today
when I use your icon butter
in a special way

(due to company this week I will not be able to comment till next week) 
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

BACK SCRATCHER , SNATCH SCRATCHER - HNT

I have this wooden souvenir
it's for an itchy back
but I took off my underwear
and used it on my snatch!

Happy Snatch  HNT

I'M SO GROOVY HNT

When I was younger and in school
to wear tie dye was just so cool
my love for it will never cease
so.......
groovy, cool man, love and peace!

Happy Tie Dye HNT

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1.03.01

NANCY SINATRA'S "BOOTS" HNT

"These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you" 

My boots aren't made for walking, so laying down is what I'll do
bet one of these days you wish my boots and I would visit you

 HAPPY BOOTS HNT

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1.03.01

TRICK OR TREAT, HERE'S MY TEET HNT

Black cat , witches hat
jack- o - lanterns too
dark night, candle light
ghosts and goblins..booo
supple nipple , waxy dripple
my Halloween treat for you!

 Happy Halloween HNT

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1.03.01

YUMMY HNT

I had to have it when I saw
it's dark and veiny sweetness
once passed my lips I wanted more
can addiction be a weakness?

Happy Yummy  HNT

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1.03.01

FEELING BLUE HNT

My daughter thought I lost my mind

when I bought this Thrift Store find

if it was worn at home tis true

but it was bought to wear for you

 Happy Sheer HNT

HOT TUB HNT

Friday night's routine is best
get to my baby's and undress
order pizza go outside
to the hot tub deep and wide
channel to a favorite show
ahhh, nekkid under tv glow

when first gin n tonic's done
it's time for nekkid hot tub fun

 

Happy Hot Tub HNT

ANNUAL CHECK UP HNT

Took off my shirt as I was able

and climbed upon the papered table

slipped this thing on it was no joke

so Dr could do a little poke.....

And I liked it!..............Happy HNT

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1.03.01

RETRO OLYMPIAN HNT

The year was 1972
Spitz swam the Olympic pool of blue
7 gold metals he won that year
I bought his poster, this one here

I cropped our bodies side by side
our junk matched up to my surprise
he wear's a speedo and gold on his neck
and I'm half nekkid but what the heck

HAPPY HNT

GATOR WRESTLING HNT

At my job I do declare

an alligator I found there

bravery I did not lack

when asked to sit upon it's back

wrapped my hands around it's nose

sat up straight and struck a pose

Gator's fine he didn't loose

but my leg did.......check out the bruise.

HAPPY GATOR WRESTLING BRUISE HNT

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1.03.01

LITERALLY HALF NEKKID THURSDAY

When I do not have the time

to take a pic and make a rhyme

this is what you all will see

literally half nekkid me!

HAPPY HNT

PS: I will be out of town and can't respond till next week, so thanking you in advance 

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1.03.01

RETRO CLOTHES HNT

Today I thought I'd go retro
a pic of 30 years ago

and next to it a current one
that shows the naughty side of fun

in groovy dress...... I cut the cake
in vintage apron...... a pizza bake.

HAPPY HNT

THE OS SHIRT HNT

Os had brought his famous shirt

to pose in it would be so cool

I figured that it wouldn't hurt

to get it wet beside the pool

So I gently put it on me

grabbed the brightly colored ball

here's the pic for all to see

me inside the waterfall!

HAPPY HNT

POOL PARTY HNT

Late night air was breezy and cool

but so warm the water in the pool

so we agreed, said what the heck

the nudist rules are in effect!

HAPPY POOL PARTY HNT

 

YOU MIGHT KNOW ME

I've been here before but it's been along time

I'm back once again with new reason and rhyme

he's changed his back to what it once was

mine's all new now with no names just because